Saturday, February 10, 2018

Best Gift This Valentines

In my opinion, the best gift this Valentines is a set of professional makeup brushes. It is not only because I am looking to purchase one, but they are something that any girl will appreciate. Compared to the popular Valentines gifts, these are perfect.

Just to explain my point, let us look at the common Valentines gifts.

Chocolates. Chocolates are fattening. It doesn't matter what color they are or where they come from. Chocolates are high in calories. There is no other way around it. I am currently on a diet, looking to shed a few pounds. If you give me chocolates knowing the effort I'm putting into losing weight, I would be offended. If you didn't know, I will say thanks but will definitely not appreciate it that much.

Flowers. I don't really like dead plants regardless of how they are arranged. They usually end up in the trash bin. Any gift that ends up in the trash bin is no good. I would like it more if you give me a potted plant. However, giving someone something that requires caring can be inconsiderate. I am already busy as it is, now you want to give me something that requires my time, effort, and attention?

Sex. Who do you think you are? Adonis? Are you implying I don't get enough? Good sex is very nice.

However, it is something that can be had any time of the year.

A fancy romantic dinner. I actually kind of like this. But feeding someone doesn't seem like much of a gift unless someone was dying of starvation beforehand.

See? That is why you give someone a set of makeup brushes.

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